Oh my god right, when I was little we used to drive past this place on the way to the dentist called Bubbles, and it had this cute pastel coloured neon sign with pink, blue, and green bubbles so I used to get really excited about it because I thought it was pretty.
Turns out it was a prostitution business disguised as a launderette.
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HP Goblet of Fire Headcanon: Beauxbatons was primarily a Muslim wizarding school.
(and yes I know the horses drink whisky, which is not exactly halal, sshhh)
Its was french. It s
Was so clearly french.
Literally French. …….
Because French Muslims do not exist and no Muslims ever speak French and Muslim schools don’t exist in France and if they do they must be really shitty and there are no key Muslim educators in France at all and there’s never been any history of Islamic culture and politics in the Pottermore-confirmed Pyreenes, nooooooo, it is très impossible! Astagfirrulah!
learn some fuckin’ social studies and history and current affairs, people.
Walter Steiger, Harper’s Bazaar, September 1994.
The new, patented, Mary Berry Cake Baking Failure Rating System. Running from the ubiquitous 'It's a little bit dry', right through to the death-knell of shop-bought fondant, Mary has an expression for any baking malady.
Thinking about marrying Rhiain makes me feel all warm and I get happy butterflies and aahhh it’s just really nice
Aaaaah shhhhhh cutie!!!